rototudor:

thejennismightier:

glassowhine:

*innocent whistling*

Rototudor, this is for you.

I’m unaware of this “Miss-oo-rah”. I only know of “Miss-oo-REE”

notafraidofruins:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

maelg0n:

Justified - Patton Oswalt as Constable Bob Sweeney

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rototudor:

I find it amazing that people who call themselves “pro-life” worship a god whom they believe killed tens of thousands of innocent children to liberate his people from Egypt.

This. 

rototudor:

theriotmag:

Well, we can only assume he does.  Akin recently stated that he has spoken to doctors who have told him that, in cases of “legitimate rape,” the female body has biological defenses to prevent pregnancy.

It is possible that he has somehow confused human vaginas with duck vaginas, which have evolved natural defenses against rape-happy male ducks.

I now ask you, ladies and gentlemen, how does one confuse a human vagina with a duck vagina?  Hmm?

The answer is clear: Todd Akin fucks ducks.  He is a duckfucker. 

Maybe this isn’t true, but since Akin feels no need to check his facts re: human biology or his fucked-up use of the term “legitimate rape,” I’m not feeling too keen on checking mine re: his duckfucking or lack there-of.

So, it’s pretty simple.  Don’t vote for this duckfucker right here.

To paraphrase LBJ: “We can’t call him a duck-fucker, but we can sure as hell make him deny it.”

Holy crap. Goldberg with hair!

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